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[markingnight]

"If there's more work to be done, so be it. As ever, we forge on."
Art by @Snppd_c

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[markingnight]

[ Open skepticism bled out into the ether. The Ironeye did not accept this answer, it seemed. ]

[ There seemed to come the noise of fluttering wings outside the building. From the roof? Someplace lower? The scrabble of scaled feet, the scratch of long talons... it was probably nothing. ]

Why does the hart seek out the hunter?

[inverseye]

[ It's probably nothing... Saheon slows down, keeping away from windows as he descends. Should only be another few floors now. ]

Am I being hunted?

[ Actually, he doesn't want the answer to that. He'll be fine. Just needs to get out of here quickly. Him and his "heart" or whatever Ironeye called him. ]

Your not sore I left, are you? I didn't promise to help with that.

[markingnight]

Are you?

[ Unfortunate, if true. But perhaps Saheon had simply not understood the question. ]

You saw what was on the rooftop. Then, why contact me?

[inverseye]

[ No. Yes. ]

I'll get back to you.

[ Because it's fine and he'll survive this stupid bird... ]

Sir. Sir..! I'm a nice guy, you know? I had news for you! Two of the fruits you had me test were edible. I wanted to get more.

[ One of them was better when cooked, the other better raw, but the third was so toxic it made poor Agent Choi sick even when Saheon boiled it. Very sad. ]

[markingnight]

And the last, I assume, was reserved for Agent Choi.

[ Poor guy. But this did answer his question. Though he at least put on a show of fearing those exposed to his Darkness, this man had been relatively unbothered by the carnage. And, for some reason, its ultimate cause. Did he get some kind of bizarre thrill out of this cycle of courting danger and running? And if so, was it more the former, or the latter?

...Truly, one must imagine Baek Saheon happy. ]

I should give him a call to check on him.

[inverseye]

Why not? He's volunteered.

[ He's... fine... ]

Count yourself lucky you ate one of the good ones, sir.

[markingnight]

[ Nope! Still going to check on Choi! If he was still in the condition to be checked on. But also: ]

Were you not on the run? If your aim was to make a bargain, you ought present your offer quickly.

[inverseye]

I'm fine!

[ Less talking about his danger, more talking about the #deals. ]

You've got such a lousy opinion of me, sir. This is just me keeping my promise to test something for you. Can't a cheapskate like you at least tell me I did a good job?

I thought I replied to this...

[markingnight]

If you want praise, consider simply delivering your half of the bargains you make. Perhaps even in the correct order.

[ He... still wasn't hearing any deals... Maybe there weren't any. ]

noooooooo

[inverseye]

[ He wants praise! He wants praise! ]

Two good! One bad! The bad one was the red one! That's what you asked me to find out, and I'm telling you!

[markingnight]

I asked for no such thing. [ That was all you, Saheon. ]

And even if I had, you'd have the information to me a week too late. Can't say I have much faith in your ability to deliver.

[inverseye]

Whatever, sir. I told you I'd do it, and I kept my word.

[ Which makes him better then 99.9% of people he's ever met <- delusion ]

I'll keep the feedback about timing in mind for my quarterly review. [ Choi you're eating that fruit faster next time. ]

[markingnight]

The word of a coward has less meaning than the bleating of sheep.

Farewell.

[ 👋 ]

[inverseye]

Baaaa.

[ But he vanishes from the Murmur after that. Bye! ]